Noah said he wanted peppis (his word for mini pepperonis), so I said after he eats some grass. Or dirt. Or pants. I thought he would laugh, but he just got mad, so I said ok, he can have peppis. Then he finally realized I had been joking and said,

“You were being funny, huh? Coz grass is for walking and dirt is for digging and pants are for putting on!”

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